Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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