If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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