Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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