People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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