you turned your livingroom into a bong?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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