That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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