it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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