I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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