I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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