dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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