butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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