the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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