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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My vagina is officially offended.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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