I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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