Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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