so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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