i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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