physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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