I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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