Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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