Umm I'm too high to move.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
