So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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