Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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