Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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