Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I skipped work to stalk him.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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