look no pants
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Boobs speak an international language.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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