just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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