Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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