i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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