ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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