Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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