you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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