We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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