I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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