if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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