You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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