look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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