Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Is it penis luge time yet?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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