The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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