Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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