how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
