question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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