So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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