please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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