Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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