If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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