ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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