He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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