somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Dick very happy bro
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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