The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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