btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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