Do vagina's smell?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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