I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i think i just lost a toe
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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