1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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