Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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