Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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