did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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