I seem to have left my pride at pride
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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